DEAL EM!

The first thing you should do when you open your very own Deck of Lies: Trump Pack is to explore the epic lies and truths of the Master of Deception, the “Great Trumpini” himself. Please be warned, that the information in each pack has been determined to case intense frustration, anger, incredulity and head-slapping disbelief. Possible side effects may include headaches, stomach upset, intestinal cramping, teethgrinding and sever instability.  We reccomend a nice friendly game of poker next, or rummy, spades, hearts or go fish!

DECK OF LIES BORDER WALL

Sure to give the Berlin Wall a run for its money, the Deck of Lies: Border Wall edition will help keep out all those pesky criminals and drug addicts that Mexico keeps trying to dump on us— while at the same time educating them about all of Trump’s greatest lies. Mexico will have the most well-informed and enlightened criminals and drug addicts in the world!

52 LIES. 52 TRUTHS. 52 CARDS.

BUILD YOUR OWN TRUMP TOWER

You can build your very own Deck of Lies Trump Tower, and then — with a great flourish of incompetence, arrogance, narcissism and hubris— bring it crashing to the ground. It’s fun for the whole family!

ATTACHÉ CASE

On Wednesday, May 10, 2017— one day after firing FBI Director James Comey — President Donald Trump welcomed Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak to the Oval Office. Kislyak of course is believed to be one of Russia’s top spies and a point man in his country’s efforts to help Trump win the election. The White House tried to keep secret the fact that Kislyak was there, until the Russians tweeted this photo. At the meeting, Trump is reported to have given the Russians top secret intelligence information that was given to us by the Israelis. The only thing that would have made this historic Trump Fail more unforgettable, would have been if Kislyak was carrying this limited edition Deck of Lies attaché case — talk about the political intrigue!

52 LIES. 52 TRUTHS. 52 CARDS.

DECK OF LIES BEAUTY PAGEANT

You can use your Deck of Lies Trump Pack to launch an all-new beauty pageant. But Mr. Trump reserves exclusive access to all dressing rooms. He insists that no one can be creepier than him.

HALT RIGHT THERE!

Turn your Deck of Lies into a genuine law enforcement badge and start your own police force. Trump needs all the help he can get if we’re going to make America great again.

52 LIES. 52 TRUTHS. 52 CARDS.

TRUMP GOLF LIKE NEVER BEFORE

Trump’s Deck of Lies can help to sponsor the next-generation Trump Golf Course. It’ll be yuuuge!

THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE

Your Deck of Lies should be on hand for any protest to provide inspiration and powerful messaging. Let them all hear you. Show them your cards!

52 LIES. 52 TRUTHS. 52 CARDS.

ROCK GRANNY’S WORLD

Make sure to order plenty of Trump Packs so you can share the love with every member of your family — from Little Timmy to Aunt Sally to Granny ChiChi. The truth matters. Spread the word, and have fun doing it.

52 PICKUP: SNAKE PIT STYLE

While our legal team prevents us from actually recommending this, we can only tell you how many hours of fun this can be. Toss your Trump’s Deck of Lies into a snake pit and send your rabid Trump fan of a brother-in-law in after them. No, we’re not dropping the rope ladder until you find all 52! The laughs are endless.

52 LIES. 52 TRUTHS. 52 CARDS.