1. NOPE, NOT AN ALIEN CREATURE
Despite this thought-provoking and convincing billboard in Mexico (the work of amazing artist Mitch McConnell), Donald Trump is not an alien monster from another world. Yes, we know the conspiracy theories abound about his “true self” and his real reason for wanting power, but our crack research team here in the Deck of Lies Bunker has concluded— after a thorough investigation— that Donald Trump is in fact 100% human. We know that will come as a surprise to many, and some will continue to doubt our findings, but it is what it is: human.